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You Know You're A Nerd When... (The Friday Night Edition)
Written by Toy   
September 07, 2012
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Lapdesk

You know you're a total nerd when the highlight of your entire Friday is:

...the mailman knocking on your door to hand you the box containing your plush, new Brookstone E-pad lapdesk!!! (And all for the low, low cost of just $20 bucks including shipping & handling, courtesy of eBay!!!!)

*wild applause, confetti, ticker tape parade*

(Yes, that's HALF-OFF the regular $39.99 price tag... WOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!)







 

 

 

Removing your precious cargo from the irrelevant 1-800-Birthday shipping box, you hold it proudly overhead like Simba....basking. Fully aware that it's not your birthday, you do not care....as you are completely engrossed in the fact that no un-birthday has ever felt better.

Then while baptizing your new $20 wood-veneered lapdesk in the name of Nerdom (with holy water and splashes of Lemon Pledge), you fantasize about spending every waking moment forward with it: On the floor... in the bed... on the couch... in the park....in the tub....on a boat...

 

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Laptop Bag Disguised as Newspaper
Written by Toy   
August 23, 2012
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Laptop bag disguise

 

Outsmart the kleptos and hide your treasured MAC & PC goodies in this uber hot LAPTOP BAG disguised as-- A NEWSPAPER!!! This laptop lifesaver is made of plastic, measures at about 35cm x 28cm x 5cm and also features a zipper closure and removable carrying chain! It runs about €60 on MiteMite.

Great, right?!


Oh, but wait..


Since I've exposed the disguise, now thieves will know that they should also steal your "newspapers" too, just to be sure? Oh yeah...  Darnit.

 

Still cute though.


Oh, well. Just pick yourself up one anyway, and we'll hope that they don't read this article.

 


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The "Phone Stack" Challenge!!!
Written by Toy   
August 20, 2012
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Phone Stack
Who wants to play me in a game of PHONE STACK??! ;)

You know, the game where you and your friends stack all of your cell phones in the middle the table before dinner to prove how non-addicted to technology you are.... and the first to pick up their phone to answer a call or text pays for dinner!
Yes. COOL!

While my cell phone is quite arguably the best friend I've ever had, (and I'm seriously considering having it's image tattooed inside my right palm so that it will always be a part of me)... DO let me warn you...

...I would SO order 16 lobsters, unlimited fillet mignon, and an exquisite 300-year old wine on your azz to totally teach you a lesson on cell phone table etiquette, at your own expense. :)
That's right, dinner on YOU.  I will NOT lose.

[Image: NYDailyNews.com]

 

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READ !!!!
Written by Toy   
July 29, 2012
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**NERD P0RN** AT IT'S FINEST !!!!

Bookcases turn me on (in case you haven't noticed). Here are some of the coolest bookcases ever created! I'm sure you'll agree.

READ bookshelf

[photo by Kim Yokota]

Absolutely loving this "READ" bookshelf, located at NK (Nordiska Kompaniet) department store in Stockholm Sweden!!!! How could you not?!


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Bookcase Configurator App
Written by Toy   
July 27, 2012
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Apple's free Bookcase Configurator App puts the power to design the bookcase of your dreams, right at your fingertips!

Transform every nook and cranny of your space into a perfectly-designed showcase of your literary pearls with these nifty modules, all from your iPad or iPhone. Afterwards, simply email your design to a local Bookcase dealer, then sit back and wait to be the envy of all nerdkind.

Download it free from the Apple site.

You're welcome. :)

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