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DreamBABYgirl!!!
Written by Toy   
September 13, 2012
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Dream BABY Girl!

This video = PURE HILARIOUSITY!!!!!! If you've seen it before, then you already know exactly why this little lady deserves a PERMANENT spot in my blog life!

You gotta give her a minute to warm up and get into it... But boy, once she does IT'S A WRAP! Prepare to have your day made (and your pants wetted) .... or your money back!

Oh wait, I forgot...

I'm entertaining you FOR FREE so.........Yeah.

LIKE IT, or leave! lol

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You Know You're A Nerd When... (The Friday Night Edition)
Written by Toy   
September 07, 2012
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Lapdesk

You know you're a total nerd when the highlight of your entire Friday is:

...the mailman knocking on your door to hand you the box containing your plush, new Brookstone E-pad lapdesk!!! (And all for the low, low cost of just $20 bucks including shipping & handling, courtesy of eBay!!!!)

*wild applause, confetti, ticker tape parade*

(Yes, that's HALF-OFF the regular $39.99 price tag... WOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!)







 

 

 

Removing your precious cargo from the irrelevant 1-800-Birthday shipping box, you hold it proudly overhead like Simba....basking. Fully aware that it's not your birthday, you do not care....as you are completely engrossed in the fact that no un-birthday has ever felt better.

Then while baptizing your new $20 wood-veneered lapdesk in the name of Nerdom (with holy water and splashes of Lemon Pledge), you fantasize about spending every waking moment forward with it: On the floor... in the bed... on the couch... in the park....in the tub....on a boat...

 

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Red Velvet Waffles!!!
Written by Toy   
September 06, 2012
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Red Velvet Waffles

 

Yep, I said it.  RED. VELVET. WAFFLES.

These rich, decadent beauties with cream cheese icing, made fresh at Harlem's Society Cafe were beyond heavenly and divine!


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Price Tags That Made Me Gag!?
Written by Toy   
September 05, 2012
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$200 Pillow

Yesterday I was strolling through Bed Bath & Beyond, looking for a new pillow that wouldn't feel like I was sleeping on a pile of rocks, sticks, and Pillsbury biscuit cans, when suddenly I came across this pillow and had an epiphany... CLEARLY, I'm in the wrong damned business!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm about to get myself a truck full of feathers and start making pillows... Effective IMMEDIATELY!

$200 For ONE damned pillow????!! (*_*)

 

 

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Me vs. A Pissed Raccoon
Written by Toy   
August 02, 2012
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Raccoon Shade

original photo by Nora Arias Loftis


It's 1:14am and I'm sweating like a pig in a turtleneck. Damn near had to fight a 40-lb raccoon on the way home just now. :-| Anyone who lives near Central Park knows I ain't lying, exaggerating or embellishing.... They're often out at night raping, pillaging & scavenging the streets alongside their trifling NYC rat friends, but this one... He looked like he was having a rough night, sitting there in the middle of the sidewalk, and he didn't wanna move. And me? Well, I'd DAMN SURE had a hard night, too. My barely worn-in stilettos were still pinching. AND, there was only 1 short block separating me from my bed, so I wasn't moving EITHER.. lol! (Plus, I paid my taxes today, so I was feeling quite entitled.) So we had a stare-down (me in the crouching tiger hidden haul-azz position)... and he humped up his back like a cat and


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