If I were a shoe, I'd be this one.
...And I would make you my fashion slave.
And you would wear me to work, party, church, to the grocery store, to the gym until your arches collapsed, your toes curled up and you crawled home on your knees & elbows and wore them to bed... And then you'd get up the next day and do it again. And again. And again. And. you. would. love. it.
No, I'm serious. This shoe is ev-er-yyyy-THANG. As in, this shoe should have it's own Twitter account. And a talk show... "The Shoe". And then this shoe should go on to star in a movie of the same name opposite Will Smith and Brad Pitt.
And speaking of movies.....
[unedited photo via Fascination With Fear]
Forget the "Wizard" AND those bedazzled orthopedic kitten-heel loafers she originally wore—— Dorothy would've kicked that Wicked Witch's raggedy green, fashion-challenged azz over these ruby slippers. The Wizard of Oz would've easily been a 15-minute short film.
Ladies, am I lying? But I digress...
Patricia Field Boutique, you are WINNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And like I said...lucky for all of you that I wasn't born a shoe.